You: Oh, were you gone?
: And I’m here to tell you that although I’m not a waitress anymore, I still have to endure more stupid bullshit on the Internet about food and wine than I can stand. So now you get to hear all about it.
You: You’re going to keep making fun of Yelpers, aren’t you?
You: And, hopefully, you’ll keep giving us good recommendations for wines to drink that are crazy-affordable and natural and taste like real actual wine from a place made by people not robots and chemicals.