Monthly Archives: December 2010

>Another Yelper Makes Me Want To Shove Razors In My Eyes

>”My friend ordered three dishes. I don’t speak Chinese, so I don’t know their exact names, but I have approximated them below: 1. Chicken Buried in a Giant Mountain of Red Peppers that is Really Goddamn Hot 2. Fish Fillet … Continue reading

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>The $26 Glass of Veuve (or, No One Wants To Read Your Stupid Manifesto)

>I hate lots of things, but especially this: Don’t skip intro! Don’t do it! You didn’t skip it, did you? I mean, sure, you can shut it off after a few seconds and make a retching sound, but you had … Continue reading

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>Edie Loves Everything!!!!!!!

>So I love going to new restaurants, especially ones that give me free food when I go because they know I’m a blogger and my words can really influence a person’s decision to go. Which is a power I will … Continue reading

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>This Is Happening

>: It’s me, bitches. I’m back. You: Oh, were you gone? : And I’m here to tell you that although I’m not a waitress anymore, I still have to endure more stupid bullshit on the Internet about food and wine … Continue reading

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