>How to Write Reviews Like a Complete Wanker: COMMANDMENT TWO

>Thou shalt not use the term “yummy.” Are you fucking five???

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Out beyond any ideas of right-doing and wrongdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you in it.
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3 Responses to >How to Write Reviews Like a Complete Wanker: COMMANDMENT TWO

  1. >Am assuming “nummers” is okay. Which pleases me.

  2. emc says:

    >Nummers, num-nums, nummy-wummy….all fine, if said by a tatted-up, ex-con-looking sumbitch like yourself.

  3. >Does the commandment cover all derivatives of "yum"? "Yum-ola", "yummylicious", "tasty yummy goodness"?Cause I have to say, I look soooo cute when I say them while doing my happy food dance!

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